I like that this one tells us that we should be making records instead of babies or war. And don't worry, these records you're making will be "cheap!!!" and of "high quality!!!" The advertiser is incredibly enthusiastic about these features. Maybe if we could make cheap, high quality war or babies (!!!) this person would encourage those as well.
I can see that the advertiser is cheap: taping a piece of bright orange paper to a telephone pole wih clear paking tape doen't exactly scream expensive. I'm not sure I buy the whole high quality claim, however; just look at the the presentation and the way the paper has faded where it isn't covered by the tape. And they really put a lot of thought into the design, didn't they?